Me- Noah, we are best buds.
Noah- No, you are a girl and I am a bud.
Me-I’m a girl and you are a boy.
Noah- Ohhhhh yaaaa. I’m a bud and you’re a bud.
Me- your eyes look really green today.
Noah- my eyebrows are not nice.
Nanny- you have been a good boy today.
Noah- AND I HAVE EYEBROWS!
Noah- Daddy, I need to snuggle you. I really like you.
Noah- I like your beard dad.
Noah- I love trees and poles so much. Tree, I love you so much.