Noah's Thoughts on God, Dream Cars, and His Brother

Noah” Maybe God is made of nails”

Nanny- “What makes you think that?”

Noah- “Well I heard a bible story about that. God got all these nails in him-in His head. Some bad people put them there and stuff. I heard it at church."

…proceeds to completely and instantly change topic

“I didn’t get any shots at church though”

Noah- “Dad when I get older I’m going to get a minivan. It’s going to be SOOO cute. So fancy. So cool. And so cute.”

A couple days later…

Matt- “I can’t wait to get my dream truck.”

Noah- “No dad, you want a minivan.”

Noah- “Dear God, I love you so much. This is a peach. Amen.” (praying at 

dinner)

Noah- “Mom, you are in charge of me and I’m in charge of Deacon.”

Me- “No, I’m in charge of Deacon.”

Noah- “Well, can I be in charge of Bruiser?”

Me- "Noah, do you love having a brother?"

Noah- "Yes mom. Can I keep him forever?"

Me- “Where is Deacon?”

Noah- “Oh, he’s about to have a meltdown.”