Noah” Maybe God is made of nails”
Nanny- “What makes you think that?”
Noah- “Well I heard a bible story about that. God got all these nails in him-in His head. Some bad people put them there and stuff. I heard it at church."
…proceeds to completely and instantly change topic
“I didn’t get any shots at church though”
Noah- “Dad when I get older I’m going to get a minivan. It’s going to be SOOO cute. So fancy. So cool. And so cute.”
A couple days later…
Matt- “I can’t wait to get my dream truck.”
Noah- “No dad, you want a minivan.”
Noah- “Dear God, I love you so much. This is a peach. Amen.” (praying at
Noah- “Mom, you are in charge of me and I’m in charge of Deacon.”
Me- “No, I’m in charge of Deacon.”
Noah- “Well, can I be in charge of Bruiser?”
Me- "Noah, do you love having a brother?"
Noah- "Yes mom. Can I keep him forever?"
Me- “Where is Deacon?”Noah- “Oh, he’s about to have a meltdown.”