Noah Says Summer Edition

Noah- I want to be a doctor like Ops. People call him Dr. Ops.

Matt- Oh yeah?

Noah- I want to take care of men when I am a man.

Matt- That is a urologist.

Noah-……. blank stare……

Noah- Mom, where can I sit so my bum bum doesn’t get cold? (as he is putting his clothes on while sitting on the tile)

Me- Just sit in the chair or on the carpet

Noah- No mom, I like a cold bum bum

Matt- Noah, can I have a bite of that?

Noah- Daddy, buddddy- do you know the rule? We don’t share germs.

Afternoon snack time- I hand him is water and a snack.

Noah- I’ve been waiting on this for years.

Every time he finds a quarter.

Mom, I’m saving this money to give to Jesus. 

Noah- Mom, can you comb my hair for me? I want to look very nice so I can dance very hard. (This is conversation is taking place while Matt and Deacon are having a dance party in the other room).