Noah Says- Views On Creation

Noah- Mom, did God build my house?

Me- Yes! He created everything.

Noah- Mom, did God make doors open?

Me- Yes.

Noah- Mom, did God make doors close?

Me- Yes, God created everything.

Noah- Even my boxers?

Me- Yes

Noah- And UNDIES?!?!?!

Me- Yes

Noah- Oh wow. God did create everything.

Noah- Mom, where are my armpits?

Me- I point to them and show him where they are as he is lifting his arms and looking-he looks confused.

Noah- Are they hiding?  

Me- No, they are right there. One day you’ll have hair in them when you are a man.

Noah- Oh cool. Do you have hair in your armpits?

Me- No. I would hope not.

Noah- Oh. I need to see dad’s armpits.